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“Esther Cañadas, Take Me To Your Leader.”
Esther Cañadas has a new fragrance line”¦ which I have absolutely no interest in. What I am interested in is visiting Esther’s homeworld. Once there, I’d be able to meet all the other enhanced Michelle Pfeiffer clones. You see, I have a theory that aliens came here in the early 90’s and took DNA from the most beautiful woman. Once back on their planet, they did a few modifications (enhanced lips, acting ability) and sent one of their clones back here to study our fascination with celebrity. Now if they can only clone Stacy Keibler…
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