I guess Fernanda Marin got wise to the whole 138 Water scam, because now the “real” bottled water company has moved on to former Playboy Playmate Jessa Hinton. I mean, come on! How many no-name hotties does one ad campaign need? Actually, nevermind. Dumb question. Still, who am I to blow up this dude’s genius plan to pay hot chicks in bikinis to spend time with him? So I’ll promise to go along with this on one condition: that “1 night with the Tuna” gets added to their contracts from now on.