I have to give Sophie Simmons mad props for wearing this type of bikini with that type of body. I’m not going to sit here and say she looks great, but I know some of you like soft squishy things and will appreciate the extra padding Sophie provides. Anyway, I’ve seen worse in my day and as I get older, unfortunately my options are becoming much more limited. I’m not the sexy man child I used to be. That said, I’d still hit. I just hope it doesn’t hit back too hard.