I guess Sofia Vergara was pissed that she didn’t win our award for best Emmys cleavage last year, because once she busted out the big guns at the 65th annual Emmys last night, nobody else even had a shot. Which kinda makes it like the real awards show: everybody knows who’s going to win, so the rest is just a formality. Only in Sofia’s case, nobody would ever complain about having to sit and watch her for three hours. Hey, I think I just figured out who next year’s host should be. You’re welcome everyone.