I’m pretty sure Tori Praver here is a former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model, which explains why she looks so good in a bikini. There’s only one thing keeping these pictures from being perfect though, and no, it’s not me being in them, nobody wants that. It’s that somebody forgot to brush the sand off Tori’s booty, and it’s obscuring the view. I thought they had people whose job it was to take care of things like that. But if not, I’d be happy to volunteer next time. My expert methods don’t involve using my hands, but trust me, they get results.
October 31st, 2013