Now that Kim Kardashian had her kid, it seems like the world finally caught up with the rest of us and got bored of her. Which means America needs a new favorite hot nobody. And I’d like to officially nominate Courtney Stodden for the title. As you can see, she’s willing to do whatever it takes to get famous, like constantly showing off her new funbags for the paparazzi. All she needs now is a “leaked” sex tape. So whenever you’re ready to take things to the next level Courtney, my offer still stands.