Ever since she showed up dancing around topless in the “Blurred Lines” video, the rest of the world finally realized what my readers have known for months: that Emily Ratajkowski is ridiculously hot. And now that she’s gonna be in movies and get invited to more red carpets like this one, it just goes to show that the key to becoming famous is simple: get featured on Hollywood Tuna, and go topless. Preferably both at the same time. So to all you no-name hotties out there, if you want to become a big star like Emily, you know what to do. Email me.
October 2nd, 2013