Listen up readers, because I think we need to have a little talk. Now I don’t ask for much from you guys, but last time I posted pictures of hottie Cailin Russo here, I asked you to help me make her my newest Twitter girlfriend. Well, it’s a few months later and I’m still no closer to wearing her down, no thanks to you lazy perverts. So after you’re done drooling over this latest massive collection of Cailin pictures, do me a kindness and hit Cailin up on Twitter and lie to her about what a great guy I am, and how much I can do for her career. And make it quick. I already told my mom she’d get to meet Cailin months ago.
October 7th, 2013