Seeing as how this is my first post on Aurelia Gliwski, I figure it’s time for the Aussie supermodel’s official initiation. Because now that she’s joined the sacred order of Hollywood Tuna’s no-name models, Aurelia has to do a few embarrassing things to become a full-fledged member. Like sending over a couple personalized selfies, declaring her undying love for me, all capped off with an evening of blindfolded motorboating. Don’t worry Aurelia, everybody does it. And for the rest of you, keep quiet and don’t blow this for me. One of these days it’s going to work.
October 4th, 2013