I’m hoping that Sofia Vergara just hates spoilers, and that’s why she decided against revealing any of her awesome cleavage at the LA premiere of her new movie Machete Kills. And why she forgot to forget to wear a bra under that see-through dress of hers. I guess it’s smart marketing though, since seeing more of Sofia is what keeps
people guys watching Modern Family every week. But in case you’re impatient like me and can’t wait for the movie to come out and don’t care about spoilers, well, thank God for the archives.