Go ahead and enjoy these bikini pictures of SI model Alyssa Miller for few minutes, because I’m afraid I’ve got some disappointing news. Apparently Alyssa is “dating” Jake Gyllenhaal these days. I’m not sure when their contract runs out and this bikini hottie becomes a free agent again, but whenever that happens, I plan on making my sales pitch. I may not be a big movie star or anything, but I can offer Alyssa way more exposure. And I didn’t want to go this far, but I’ll even thrown in a bunch of Burger King coupons to sweeten the deal. Think it over, Alyssa.
October 9th, 2013