If you’re not following Bar Refaeli on Twitter yet, you really should. Not because she’ll follow you back, or because she’s got anything interesting to say, but because she routinely posts amazing pictures like these ones of her wearing a bikini at a bachelorette party and passed out in the pool. You know, out of all the celebrity parties I never get invited to, I think this one hurts the most. So ladies, keep me in mind for your next bachelorette. The Tuna may not be a great stripper, but my rates are very reasonable. And I need to get some more use out of those tearaway sweatpants I bought.
October 7th, 2013