The Hollywoodtuna Diet

August 11th, 2005

Anna Nicole Smith Nokia Event

Anna Nicole Smith is like a train wreck. Better yet like your friends hot mom. You know you want to look but shouldn’t. This chick does it right. She gets fat, goes on a diet of alcohol and drugs and gets thin again. It’s as easy as that. Fuck the Atkins Diet or whatever else diet that’s out there. They are all unhealthy. Drugs is where it’s at. Don’t let the government fool you. There are no side effects to taking narcotics. So this is how you do it. You take some coke, then you follow it up with some speed. Twice daily for a month. Then you slowly ween off it. Presto! No more fat. For a more accurate detailed version of this diet, send money order to info@hollywoodtuna.com

Now to Anna’s gums. Yikes me no like. Fix Please.

Anna Nicole Smith Coke Diet

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