Bad news everyone: our favorite little person Hayden Panettiere is officially off the market. She got engaged to that Russian boxer/human giant, and here she is showing off the ring on her way into Good Morning America. I didn’t even realize they were still together. I guess I always figured it was just a phase and that eventually she’d go back to someone her own size. It’s too bad. I even had my bed lowered and everything so she wouldn’t have to climb up.