Not that the world really needed any more reasons to hate Matthew McConaughey, but we got one anyway, because here’s his wife Camila Alves at the premiere of some dumb animated Thanksgiving movie called Free Birds. That’s right, someone’s married to this perfect booty and it’s not me. And yes, there’s also an entire kids’ movie based on a Lynyrd Skynyrd pun. I’m not sure which is worse, but I’m pretty sure it’s the Camila one. Yup, definitely the Camila one.