Uh oh, this isn’t good. After breaking my heart earlier in the week, here’s Victoria Justice getting way too friendly with that hipster loser again. Apparently the dude’s her co-star in something called Naomi and Ely’s No Kiss List, so I’m hoping that this is all just part of the movie. And if not, that Victoria’s just doing this to make me jealous. Well, it’s working. Mission accomplished. Now please stop.