Wow. Abigail Clancy is definitely a pro at taking constructive criticism. Because after those baggy leggings we saw her in last week, she went from a pair of awesomely tight jeans to even more awesomely tight leggings. Or is it awesomer? Anyway, it doesn’t matter. This booty show Abigail’s putting on here is so hot it just started a five-alarm pants fire in my sweatpants. I need to go take a cold shower stat.