Apparently Keyara here is a singer and “actress,” but I’m pretty sure that’s about as legit as me calling myself a serious journalist. Anyway, Keyara can call herself whatever she wants as far as I’m concerned as long as she keeps up the ridiculously hot bikini photoshoots like this one. And who knows, after the Tuna Bump, maybe Keyara will be able to land some bigger parts. In fact, I’ve got one she could be perfect for, and shooting starts in my bedroom later this month. Just call my agent.