So apparently USA held something called Modern Family “Fan Appreciation Day,” which meant getting Sofia Vergara to show off her booty in a pair of tight leather pants. And for some reason, I wasn’t invited. What gives? Everybody knows that I’m the #1 fan, and I’m not talking about the show. I’m talking about Sofia’s amazing booty. I’ve been following it for years, and I’ve seen everything it’s ever been in. Usually three or four times.