So because I never pay attention to celebrity gossip unless it involves bikinis (which happens less than you’d hope), I didn’t know who this hottie Eiza Gonzalez was before I did my research. But apparently she’s dating Miley Cyrus‘ ex and now the two of them are in some kind of dumb feud. Obviously my fake relationship with Miley goes way back, so I don’t want to pick sides. I just want these two to kiss and make up. Preferably with me watching and filming, of course.