Anybody know if Hannah Davis broke up with that loser Derek Jeter yet? Cuz it’s kind of hard to properly enjoy these lingerie shots of the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model knowing that dude gets to round the bases with Hannah whenever he wants. Also, if Hannah cares about her career, she should be with someone who can actually help her. Sure, I may not be a filthy rich future Hall of Famer and New York royalty, but I’m very well-respected on the Internet by a large following of perverts. Hmm. That sounded a lot better in my head.
November 14th, 2013