Nobody told me that Christmas was coming before Thanksgiving this year, but I guess it must be, because a bunch of celebrities in LA were out for the annual Christmas Tree Lighting Spectacular the other night. And speaking of spectacular, Jewel showed up with the best present of all: her massive jewels. I wonder if I ask real nicely if Santa would bring me them this year. Hey, I figure it’s worth a shot, right? Someone owes me for all those years when I just got coal.