Thank God for Florida. Because even though it’s freezing near me right now, there’s still somewhere for a hottie like Italian model Laura Cremaschi here to show off her perfect booty in a bikini. Sure, they’ll do it at the beach, but not in my mom’s basement or at the Sears Portrait Studio or in the Denny’s bathroom. Believe me, I’ve tried asking nicely and everything. I guess I just don’t understand women sometimes.