Here’s my old Twitter buddy Cara Santana at the beach in Mexico with her lady friend/fiancée. Is it me or does Cara’s fiancée need a serious boob wax? Anyway, it has been a while since Cara and I talked on Twitter, but that’s what usually happens after fame gets to a woman’s head: they ditch me. But luckily for me, there’s always new blood waiting for some Tuna attention. No hard feelings Cara, I still love you.