I don’t know much about fashion, let alone British fashion, but I’m pretty sure one of the key fundamentals has to do with showing as much cleavage as possible. At least judging from the hot British chicks that I always seem to see. In which case, Rita Ora here deserved to go home with a trophy at last night’s British Fashion Awards, as well as a certain blogger. But I wasn’t invited for some reason. Probably because I’m always making comments like that. And the fact that I would’ve showed up in sweatpants.