This post’s for all the kids out there. I know blogging looks like a glamorous lifestyle, with all the sweatpants and mac and cheese that money can buy, and a cushy job looking at pictures of T&A all day, but trust me on this, you want to grow up to be a professional athlete instead. Because here’s Bengals safety George Iloka hitting the beach with one seriously bootilicious bikini babe, and the dude isn’t even an All-Pro. So take my advice kids, there’s no groupies in blogging. Believe me, I’ve tried getting some.