Sorry guys, I think these might be some of the most disappointing bikini pictures ever. Not only is Cindy Crawford with that lucky bastard husband of hers, but she’s also pretty covered up, and they’re crummy quality. Somebody get this pap a new telephoto lens. Anyway, hope I didn’t ruin Christmas. But if you block out the dude and focus on the cleavage, you should still be able to enjoy them. Which is at least more than you can say about that XL itchy sweater your aunt got you.