The 40th Annual People’s Choice Awards had something for everyone last night, and by everyone, I mean perverts like me and you, because while I couldn’t care less about all these meaningless awards shows, there was also some serious cleavage on display from hotties like Heidi Klum. Now that’s something I can get excited about. Anyway, if you want to find out who won what last night, sorry, but you’re looking in the wrong place. If you want to find out what Heidi’s cleavage looked like from 20 different angles though, I’ve got you covered. Now where do I pick up my award for best awards show coverage?