I guess somebody told Anne Hathaway what I wrote about her yesterday, because she covered up that terrible haircut of hers with a hat today. She also got back into a bikini, like showing a little skin was supposed to distract us from the fact that she looks like a teenage boy. It almost worked too, but that’s mostly because her pasty white cleavage almost blinded me. Anyway, instead, it’s just another sad reminder that Anne used to look like this. And now she looks like this. Too bad.