Feel free to pretend like you didn’t already know this if your girlfriend or co-workers are currently looking over your shoulder, but apparently there’s a porn star Miley Cyrus impersonator called Miley May. I guess for impatient perverts who can’t wait a year or two for the inevitable leaked Miley sex tape. Anyway, here she is at the 2014 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, and if you ask me, she doesn’t look like Miley at all! Sure, she’s got the haircut and the tongue action down, but there’s no way that chubby booty can twerk it like the real Miley. Accept no substitutes.