Dear Mr. Paparazzi,
Please, no more Katie Holmes pictures. I beg of you! Give the poor girl a break. She’s pregnant and I think it would be best for all of us not to have to witness every moment of her life. I know it’s not all your fault because she’s constantly leaving the Cruise compounds, even though she should be locked in a small quiet room so that she doesn’t cause stress to the little monster inside her. I guess you guys are doing your jobs but don’t you think it would be better for you to take pictures of hot sexy celebrities such as Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, Stacy Keibler, Petra Nemcova and not uber-pregnant Katie Holmes?