Good news, guys: looks like Alyssa Miller has played out her 6-month contract as Jake Gyllenhaal’s “girlfriend” and now the SI model is officially back on the market again. So I figure it’s time to make my move. Sure, I may not be a big-name actor, but I can offer Alyssa way more exposure than being “caught” holding hands with a movie star by the paparazzi ever could. All I need her to do is send me a few more great lingerie shoots like this a month, and Alyssa will be a household name in no time. That’s the Tuna guarantee.
January 27th, 2014