In case you were wondering why you haven’t heard any stories yet today about Miley Cyrus smoking up on stage, or twerking on the Grammys president, or even just wearing some kind of awesome mesh/see-through outfit, it’s because Miley didn’t show up to the Grammys last night. Apparently she just stayed at home playing Guitar Hero, and didn’t even tweet out a single scandalous selfie to celebrate. Which is seriously disappointing for all of us pervs out there who look forward to seeing Miley do what she does best at these things: skank it up. Anyway, to make sure you get at least some of your Miley fix, here she is at a pre-Grammy party looking totally normal and not even giving the camera any tongue action. And if you ask me, she should probably go see a doctor ASAP, because I’m starting to get worried something might be wrong with her. This definitely qualifies as abnormal behavior.