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Paris Hilton’s Boyfriend Is Blind/Too Cool
There’s one thing I can’t stand more than spoiled rich kids. It’s spoiled rich kids that wear their sunglasses indoors or at night. Unless you’re blind or Corey Hart (audio), this is not cool (if you don’t know who Corey Hart is then you must be living under a rock). However, I’d be wearing sunglasses too if I had Paris “Herpes” Hilton sucking my neck. That’s can’t be good for future romances.
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