Maybe I’m just bitter because Emily Ratajkowski hasn’t thanked me for helping make her super-famous yet (not even a card!), but as far as I’m concerned, she’s just an overrated product of the Internet. Sure, she’s got an amazing body, but compared to other big-name models, her face is pretty average. She’s basically just a Playboy model who got lucky. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course.
January 30th, 2014