February 3rd, 2014
I know that I’ve liked to rag on Paris Hilton in the past for not having any talent, but I’m also willing to admit when I was wrong. And after seeing these pictures of her at something called the Leather & Laces party, I was definitely wrong. Because it takes an awful lot of talent to come down with a case of nippleitis through leather. So congratulations Paris, and to fully apologize, I’d like to offer to take you out motorboating. Just let me get my safety goggles first so I don’t lose an eye.