It’s time for my favorite regular feature on the site: your daily dose of No-name Hotties in Bikinis. I don’t know anything about either of these two, Joy Corrigan and Charlotte McKinney, let alone which is which. And yeah, I know I could look all that up, but it would ruin the mystique. Also, I’m lazy. And besides, I already know the most important thing I need to know about these two: I could be a very happy blogger spending the rest of my days as the tuna in this hottie sandwich.