So by now I’m guessing you’ve probably heard the news that uber-hottie Amber Heard is marrying Johnny Depp, which is kind of disappointing, at least until you realize that you have a better chance of getting hit by lightning twice indoors than of hooking up with a hottie like Amber. So really, things haven’t changed all that much for guys like you and me. It just means that we’re going to start seeing Amber showing up to more red carpets in amazing dresses like this from now on, which actually makes it some of the best news we’ve gotten all month. See? There’s always a bright side.