I’ve always liked Kimberley Garner, and after seeing these pictures of her making pancakes in a pair of seriously short shorts, I think it’s time to take our relationship to the next level. She’s been my Twitter girlfriend for a while now, and I guess this is her way of saying she’s ready to get more serious. I always knew she’d make great ex-wife material someday… Wait, is that the fake maple syrup stuff on the counter? Nevermind, forget it. Let’s call the whole thing off.
March 6th, 2014