Supposedly Hilary Duff‘s ex-douche Aaron Carter is trying to get back together with her via Twitter now that Hilary’s finally single again. But dude can get in line, because I’m pretty sure I’ve had my name on that waiting list for way longer. For one, Twitter proposals are kind of my thing. And besides, as the dude who writes about Hilary’s MILF hotness on a regular basis on the Internet, me and her clearly have a way deeper connection. So enjoy these pictures of Hilary in leather pants guys, but just remember, I called her first.