I’m well aware that my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner here isn’t exactly stacked in the front meat department, but you all know that I don’t care and love her anyway, because I’m not shallow like that. And more importantly, because she’s got a killer set of stems. So here’s Kimberley at the gala screening of something called Stag and I can’t believe she didn’t invite me as her date. Hmm. I think we might need to go to Twitter couples therapy. That’s a thing, right?