Here’s one for all you nerds out there: Emma Watson showing off her barely-there cleavage at the Noah premiere in Madrid. That said, even if Emma’s not exactly gifted in the front meat department, I guess if me and her were the last two people on Earth and it was up to us to repopulate the world, I’d certainly be willing to give it a shot. Especially if I got to wear protection. I mean, who are we kidding? Everyone knows I’d make a terrible dad.