So apparently Kelly Brook showed up to help promote the launch of her new perfume “Audition,” but for some reason she left her cleavage at home. Talk about a bait-and-switch. Because after that super-sexy commercial of hers, I was expecting some seriously hot red carpet pictures. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Kelly still looks great as always, but this doesn’t make me want to buy any perfume. Not that the cleavage would’ve, but at least I would’ve been able to enjoy the pictures a whole lot more.