So pretty much the only things I know about hottie Macri Elena Velez Sanchez is that she’s from Colombia, and that she has more names than I have pairs of sweatpants. Oh, and according to my research, that she was the third runner-up in the 2009 Miss Colombia pageant. Which means, yes, somewhere out there there’s three girls even hotter than Marci Elena here. I don’t know if I buy that, but that’s one claim I’m certainly looking forward to fact-checking. Looks like I picked the right day to pretend to be a serious journalist.
March 27th, 2014