For today’s installment of hot nobodies in bikinis, I want you guys to meet Cristina Chiabotto. Apparently she’s an Italian TV host and bikini model, along with a former Miss Italy. And after these pictures, I’m betting Cristina singlehandedly won it thanks to the swimsuit portion of the competition. Because I can’t imagine how anyone could possibly compete with this killer bikini body. Anyway, if I have one complaint about Cristina though, it’s that her Instagram is kinda disappointing. There’s way too many quotes in Italian and way too few selfies of Cristina in lingerie. So I guess it’s good to know she isn’t 100% perfect, right? It means I might actually have a chance. Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a punchline.

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