I’ve got some good news for you guys today: Cassie and her awesome cleavage are back, thanks to these pictures of her hosting some kind of clothing launch in Vegas. And in even better news, she finally got rid of that stupid haircut I always hated. Which, as you all know, was pretty much the only thing keeping the two of us apart. Well, that and the fact that she’s a super-hot successful pop star while I live in my mom’s basement, but whatever. I don’t have a problem with that if she doesn’t.
March 31st, 2014