I know Heidi Klum‘s getting up there these days — I think she’s got to be 40 now, which makes her ancient in supermodel years. But who cares, because she can still put on a pretty solid bikini show for the paps. Besides, if there’s one thing I love, it’s a hot cougar, and now that Heidi’s single again, I’m hoping she’s in the market for a younger man. And yes, I’m not as young as I used to be either, but hey, I do still live with my mom, so that’s got to count for something, right? Call me.

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