I’m pretty sure we’ve gone at least a solid week without Miley Cyrus doing something “scandalous” like twerking or tweeting out thong shots, so you had to figure we were due for something good. And here you go, right on time: it’s a picture of Miley posing topless on a horse statue holding a cigar. And yeah, I have no clue what it all means either, but I do know one thing — I like it. And I hope there’s more where this came from. So keep those fingers crossed.
April 1st, 2014