You know, I’d hoped that my warning to Kate Upton yesterday would’ve had some kind of effect on her, and today we’d spot her getting coffee in body paint or something, or at the very least a bikini. But instead here she is leaving her hotel with her sweater mounds all covered up again. I mean, c’mon, where’s the fun in that? Anyway, I hope Kate gets her act together fast, because if she doesn’t shape up soon, I’m going to be forced to find a new favorite busty blonde. And I know neither of us wants that.