In case you didn’t already have enough reasons to be insanely jealous of Johnny Depp, here’s a few more thanks to this insanely hot photoshoot Amber Heard did for DT Magazine in Spain. I’m not sure what any of the quotes say, but I’m guessing it’s that the two are planning on having an open marriage so Amber can still hook up with a certain celebrity blogger. How do you say “self-delusional” in Spanish again?